CookedMeterCheck if I'm cooked

Terms

CookedMeter is for entertainment and general information only. Outputs may include practical suggestions, but they are not medical, legal, financial, emergency, or other professional advice.

The app must not be used to plan harm, harassment, fraud, illegal activity, or unsafe behavior. If a situation involves immediate danger or self-harm, CookedMeter should return a supportive safe-mode response instead of a score.

Generated results may be wrong, spicy, or overly dramatic. That is partly the bit, but you are responsible for decisions you make afterward.

Public links can expose the generated result to anyone who has the URL. Do not submit or share private information you would not want others to see.