Wall of Cooked.

Congrats, you brought new meaning to the phrase ‘losing your mind’ and now your toy’s lost somewhere else.

So I wanted to try anal sex but the toy has got lost in my ass

Still single at 30? Your love life’s buffering while everyone else hit ‘play.’

I am almost 30 and cant seem to find a wife

Running on zero sleep and max laziness? Congrats, you’re a glitch in the human operating system.

I am lzy and not sleeped for 2 days

You’re walking the school equivalent of a hangover, but with less fun the night before.

i slept 4 hours and i have a 3 hour boring class after lunch