About CookedMeter

CookedMeter is a humor tool that turns everyday situations into a cooked score, verdict, and recovery plan.

The joke is simple: type one sentence, get judged by the oven, and leave with something funny enough to share and useful enough to act on.

CookedMeter is not a therapy app, financial advisor, legal service, or emergency resource. If something is genuinely dangerous, the app should drop the roast and point toward real support.